Wet Clover + Suzuki + Brakes = Crash

Dumped my Suzuki in the yard today.
Had been watering grass earlier and forgot.
Zipped around the yard on the bike and hit the brakes and the steering went away. The bike dumped. I rolled. Dirt flew.
A few scratches and some bruises and a broken turn signal.
Oopsie.
Luckily I had a leatherman in my pocket so it could jab me in the leg.
Nurse M fixed me all up and fed me. It should all grow back, except the turn signal.
(the clover and sand is probably ok)