Willy is a keeper

We carefully examined nephew willy's height, weight, and cuteness. Even with the deduction for pooping on M, we have decided to keep him as a nephew.
Many pictures were taken. We trained him never to open his eyes lest he be blinded by flash bulbs.
Oh, and he did say his first words at 7 days old... he said, "Uncle Travis, let's watch car repair shows on cable t.v. and I won't poop on you."
Unfortunately his parents and his aunt were not around for this exciting moment in his young life. I can only imagine their disappointment.